dengaleliv: tylerfucklin: can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you. why would i want blank paper I laughed
tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
jay-z-r-us: tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode
zillywutpumpkin: browsing tumblr while on post limit is like a recovering alcoholic staring into the window of a bar
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
snorlaxatives: jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom. omg this is still going IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH. i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
thefunniestpost: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt Hysterical!
1o14: i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
richwhitelesbian: i want a freak in the lady and a bed in the sheets and a car uh i want a chips. i need them. it son my shirt. fuck. i have a shirt that says the joke on it and i dont have it here with me. i can get it if you want to hear it correctly
roxysfloorbutt: thanks to tumblr i dont find a lot of things funny anymore literally the only kind of stuff i laugh at now are things like this
meladoodle: meladoodle: someone flirt with me this was a bad idea
nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
macarena-of-time: “you can use your notes on the test”
seblaine: time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet