May 2013
May 21st
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dengaleliv: tylerfucklin: can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you. why would i want blank paper I laughed
May 21st
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tumbler-teen: who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
May 21st
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jay-z-r-us: tumblr is great because I know the plotline of at least fifteen different tv series without ever having seen an episode
May 21st
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zillywutpumpkin: browsing tumblr while on post limit is like a recovering alcoholic staring into the window of a bar
May 21st
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
May 21st
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1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
May 21st
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snorlaxatives: jamie lynn spears better hope i don’t catch her ass on the streets she’s dead to me for getting zoey 101 cancelled
May 21st
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Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
May 21st
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May 21st
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Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom. omg this is still going IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH. i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this
May 21st
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thefunniestpost: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt Hysterical!
May 21st
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1o14: i want world peace but there are people i want to kill first
May 21st
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richwhitelesbian: i want a freak in the lady and a bed in the sheets and a car uh i want a chips. i need them. it son my shirt. fuck. i have a shirt that says the joke on it and i dont have it here with me. i can get it if you want to hear it correctly
May 21st
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May 21st
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roxysfloorbutt: thanks to tumblr i dont find a lot of things funny anymore literally the only kind of stuff i laugh at now are things like this
May 21st
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meladoodle: meladoodle: someone flirt with me this was a bad idea
May 19th
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nevvzealand: i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
May 19th
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positivemilk: But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
May 19th
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mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
May 19th
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macarena-of-time: “you can use your notes on the test”
May 19th
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May 19th
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seblaine: time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
May 19th
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